Monday 29 September 2008

Anal Retention

As I predicted, Cornwall does not display any of the symptoms of this ghastly Somerset condition.

Most of us have the greatest respect for Cornwall - the place, the people, and even the Council. Unlike some SomerBloggers, I knew there was no hope they’d take Jonesy off our hands.

Instead, we should be looking to the North for salvation. I hear that there are hundreds of little known boroughs and municipalities where abuse of power and misuse of public funds are endemic. Jonesy and his crew would fit like noodly appendages in rubber gloves.

Alternatively, Somerset could go for something genuinely innovative in English Local Government - impeachment.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Impeach Jones? What a great idea! Then it wouldn't cost us anything!