Election Special

Now, as you know we are not allowed to do "Politics" (as in parties and what-not), but we are allowed to invite our fellow yokels to print out the above poster and to ask their candidates to sign up to the Dog & Duck Principles.

These are fairly basic really, and should be accessible to ANY candidate worth voting for, whatever their party (even members of the "bring your own bottle" party and other tight gits).

The Dog & Duck principles are:-

1. No Spin;

2. No Bull;

3. No Sh1t;

4. No Lies (or any variation thereof);

5. No Bullying (not even of Councillors);

6. If it ain't broke, don't screw it up (however fashionable it may be to do so);

7. If it is broke, don't pretent it ain't broke;

etc.

In respect of the seventh principle, we hope that the new members will realise that we may be simple, but we are not stupid, and can actually be quite forgiving really!